KFC stupidly wants to introduce teens to dead Colonel Harland Sanders.
(click ad, from 1972) Oh yeah. A 120-year-old geezer in a string tie will go over big with 18-25 year olds. KFC will be using Facebook, Twitter and Myspace to present the dead icon to uninitiated youngins, according to USA Today. Maybe they can create a subservient Colonel like the BK chicken? They better hope PETA doesn't introduce their evil zombie version of the Colonel to the kids first.