KFC stupidly wants to introduce teens to dead Colonel Harland Sanders.
(click ad, from 1972) Oh yeah. A 120-year-old geezer in a string tie will go over big with 18-25 year olds. KFC will be using Facebook, Twitter and Myspace to present the dead icon to uninitiated youngins, according to USA Today. Maybe they can create a subservient Colonel like the BK chicken? They better hope PETA doesn't introduce their evil zombie version of the Colonel to the kids first.
posted by copyranter @ 12:55 PM
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what is with fast food and these characters? Ronald McDonald is for the tweens and kids, and the Burger KING is for the 18+ macho gamers. Where does the Colonel fall into this?
Enough with the zombie pitchmen! I hate it when dead people try to sell me stuff. I hate it when the dead half of the Beatles do it. I hate it when Billy Mays does it. This dead guy/chicken hybrid thing is even worse.
(What's even creepier is that my word verification word is "undeduin." Undead. You in?
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