Thursday, June 16, 2011

Noah's 2012 Ark will be crammed with hot babes according to Axe.

Axe has a new fragrance (at least in Mexico) called Axe 2012, in recognition of the coming End Times. I'm guessing it smells like a mix of vomit, Windex, and death (that's the new 2012 olfactive note). New Noah soaks his bod in it, and promptly attracts two of every kind of (hot) woman—didn't see that coming. Why is everything on the ark made of wood? Hard-on imagery? And why is new smelly Noah even building an ark? We already know that hot angels are waiting to fuck dead Axe wearers.


Anonymous Copyraver said...

So do you hate the spot or not? It's a great spot. I mean it does fit the brand nicely. I still hate the product though.

3:06 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Who cares whether I like it not (I don't). You think it's great. Thanks for commenting.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe wood communicates the smell, its natural and that you will survive?

6:29 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

That makes no sense.

9:52 AM  

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