Thursday, September 22, 2011

Art Directors/Designers: here's your f*cking mantra.

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You can buy it here for $35. I like the line about computers. It would look better with my finger avatar as a ghosted background. I'm too old to get that fucking excited anymore about my "craft." Via AdVerve. Previously:
• the Art Director's checklist.
• A day in the life of a pathetic graphic designer.


Anonymous Chuck said...

Not really liking all the »fuckings«. A »goddamn« on the other hand would be an entirely different matter.

Just try reading it with goddamn instead of fucking. It sounds way less hipstery for some reason.

Or am I just getting old?

9:21 AM  
Blogger Sarah Bahbah said...

This was glued on the wall of my desk on my first day at an ad agency. Very motivating.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Lady Gaga said...

Ranter, get over your fuckin' self!

9:44 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Every word of shitty copy I write is more original than you and your shitty music, Gaga.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too many fucking words. the goddamn mantra should cock sucking short and motherfucking sweet, not shit dragging like that. who with an asshole even has the pee time to read though all that scum scrivenning?

10:20 AM  
Blogger Sarah Bahbah said...

Chuck you're getting old- apologies.

10:22 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Nobody reads body copy, etc.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous flap flap flap said...

@Anonymous: those with an asshole have poo time so shut the fuck up and take a shit.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Copyranter's twin brother said...

Flap flap flap,

We don't say take a shit anymore. We say take a SHEET.

Sheet is the new shit.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous TzegiosBreimas said...

It makes me kinda think of something similar. Reading fucking still beats hearing it though.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Paul Murray said...

$35 for that? I'll create my fucking own!

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am appalled by the number of times they used the word fucking. How very sad that people are paying $35 for this. Buy the Oxford English dictionary instead.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Mister Chu said...

Mister Chu is in favour of the fuckings. He read from the start of it to the end and was left with views. Task, by the writer, accomplished. Be well.

1:17 PM  

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