Monday, October 17, 2011

Putting on sneakers is not orgasmic (nsfw).

One of the most forced instances of sex-selling I've ever seen. Just fucking terrible. Via Europe, ad agency unknown. Last year, here in the States, Foot Locker produced an equally terrible art class dick joke spot.
Related: here's a round-up of unsexy products sold with sex.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This video was posted on at least 57 other ad blogs/sites weeks ago.

10:59 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Indeed it was. But most of my readers don't work in the industry and don't read ad blogs.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Sneakoholic said...

Speak for yourself. Sneakers ARE sexy.

Nescafe on the other hand? That ad made me want to vomit.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> Sneakers ARE sexy.

a comfortable pair of footwear IS sexy.


11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree sneakers ARE sexy. I use them to spank my boyfriend. He likes it. Your wife should try it, Copyranter. You are not too old for that.

11:51 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

OK, sneakers are sexy. PUTTING ON sneakers is not orgasmic.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Women traditionally orgasm when they put on their Jimmy Choos or Manolo Blahniks. Who knows, maybe there are people who orgasm when they put on their FootLocker sneakers. So don't be so judgmental. You are just TOO OLD to get it.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Chris Collision said...

And, typically, not a single thought about whether the shoes are getting off. Just a bunch of selfish jerks thrusting themselves roughly into a receptacle & finding it pleasant.

Whatta buncha assholes.

wv: schuskin (shoe skin ARE YOU SERIOUS?)

4:13 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

Putting on sneakers may not be orgasmic, but apparently wearing heels is (?), according to Christian Louboutin in the Daily Mail. Odd that I saw both these things today. Clearly, I've been wearing the wrong shoes my whole life.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is that NSFW?

4:42 PM  

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