The Old Spice Man couldn't shave this guy's balls.
"Fits so tight it shows all you've got...you're a walking turn-on. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. She'll eat you alive in it."
B-WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I think this men's onesie is way hotter.
Related: the unisex lace see-thru pants.
posted by copyranter @ 1:00 PM
11 Comments:
Eric Bloom, is that you?
I think hairy balls would be needed if you wear this.
*sigh* Why are today's men so afraid to be sexy?
> onesie
okay, maybe it's the cookies typing, but isn't that steve jobs?
I-)
I'm secretly turned on...
But I'm also confused. "Long sleeve in rust, blue, or black. Short sleeve in blue, natural, or camel." Doesn't the picture show long sleeve in natural?
> I'm secretly turned on...
me too, but i would never, ever post that in any blog.
I-)
I love vintage copy. What do we get these days? A visual that sometimes has no bearing on the product that's being advertising with a single totally unoriginal hackneyed line (e.g. The man your man could smell like. Meh).
"Fits so tight it shows all you've got" is cheeky, funny. "Quick as a flick of her tongue". Brilliant! I miss the old days.
Great find!
No one noticed "for those hot nights to come"? Talk about truth in advertising, that guy is so getting some.
That's blistering copy.
I've always like this one. Definitely a favourite.
Absolutely hilarious.
it's that lo-o-o-ong zipper, slowly getting unz-z-z-z-zipped...
I-)
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