Foot Locker's dick joke sneaks up on no one.
The sports footwear retailer continues its long tradition of absolutely fucking terrible advertising with this new forced phallic un-funniness via New York agency SapientNitro. "No touching the sneakers," sez the referee-shirted actor-employee. Yes, good thing he said "sneakers," otherwise us moronic consumers wouldn't get your Avant-garde New York humor. Previous bad sneaker ads: Converse. Reebok (bullshit butt shoes). Reebok (they don't know runners). Nike (Beijing Olympics spot). Puma (stupid foam Usain Bolt arms).