Canadian women get hair cuts. F*ck themselves in public.
(click ads, via) Autoerotic advertising for Calgary's Hedkandi (get it?) salon, where a cut from the "director" will cost you $110. But on the plus side: packs of leering men with cameras will be waiting for you outside the place, hoping to snap some candids of you touching yourself. Previous female autoeroticism in advertising.
Related: Gilbert Gottfried for the Fleshlight.