Monday, November 28, 2011

The creepiest, stupidest battery ads ever.

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Jesus Creepy Christ. Copy translation:"Really Intense Energy." What the hell is in your batteries, Bic? Electrochemical voodoo juice? They've turned my daughter's dolly into Bride of Chucky (with real teeth?), and my son's Teddy into I don't know WHAT the fuck (with real teeth?) And why do I want "intense" energy from a battery? I want long-lasting energy.
Hey, you wackos at TBWA Chile: this is how you do good battery ads.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming up next. The McDonald's Filet o Fish ad.

9:00 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Written and posted even before you made your comment.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should collaborate with japi-jane. would make perfect sense. who do i send the invoice to?

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless they're for vibrators... then intense might be good.

... but that'd make the doll and the bear even MORE creepy.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, 12:56 am. thats what i suggested. thanks for repeating me. collaboration doesnt mean copying. if you want to, the doll and bear have to go. the dilated pupils and similar facial expressions have to stay, preferably on 'real' people.

9:25 AM  

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