Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Johnnie Walker Tells NFLers to Forgo Anesthesia, Drive Drunk.


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I found this execution in the NFL preview issue of Sports Illustrated. Two thoughts came to mind. One: I should Chug JW and forgo anesthesia during my next injury operation? Two: Even though so many Pro athletes these days—especially football players—are getting DWI arrests, that's no reason to stop driving shitfaced. Keep crookedly walking that sobriety test yellow line.
previous Johnnie Walker ads:
the official sports drink of the NY Yankees.
the Beirut bombed bridge billboard.

8 Comments:

Blogger J.J. Gittes said...

If it was good enough for Civil War soldiers, it's good enough for Odell Thurman.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir, you give me an incurable case - of the chuckles! hhohohurhrh

11:08 AM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

The Minnesota Vikings should get a couple of gallons of Johnnie Walker and climb aboard the ol' sex boat!

11:29 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

I'd like to see this ad run in Jane:


“His femur breaks through his skin and uniform.

He drinks JW in the huddle.“

12:20 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

to salute chris simms, the ad should include "spleen"

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also left out:

"ex's neck"

7:23 PM  
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8:47 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I went to the above website, and can say it sucks unwashed taint.

8:59 PM  

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