I found this execution in the NFL preview issue of Sports Illustrated. Two thoughts came to mind. One: I should Chug JW and forgo anesthesia during my next injury operation? Two: Even though so many Pro athletes these days—especially football players—are getting DWI arrests, that's no reason to stop driving shitfaced. Keep crookedly walking that sobriety test yellow line.
previous Johnnie Walker ads:
• the official sports drink of the NY Yankees.
• the Beirut bombed bridge billboard.