Johnnie Walker Tells NFLers to Forgo Anesthesia, Drive Drunk.
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I found this execution in the NFL preview issue of Sports Illustrated. Two thoughts came to mind. One: I should Chug JW and forgo anesthesia during my next injury operation? Two: Even though so many Pro athletes these days—especially football players—are getting DWI arrests, that's no reason to stop driving shitfaced. Keep crookedly walking that sobriety test yellow line.
previous Johnnie Walker ads:
• the official sports drink of the NY Yankees.
• the Beirut bombed bridge billboard.
posted by copyranter @ 9:20 AM
7 Comments:
If it was good enough for Civil War soldiers, it's good enough for Odell Thurman.
Sir, you give me an incurable case - of the chuckles! hhohohurhrh
The Minnesota Vikings should get a couple of gallons of Johnnie Walker and climb aboard the ol' sex boat!
to salute chris simms, the ad should include "spleen"
Also left out:
"ex's neck"
I like your style, check out this page Ourcollegehouse.com/doctorparadox.htm, sort of the same idea
I went to the above website, and can say it sucks unwashed taint.
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