Washington Heights Snow Stiffies.
(photo by the archeress)
Last evening, some cold scofflaw(s) tagged several parked cars on Ft. Washington Ave. with one of the above ironic rigid tools; ironic because, as any Eskimo or Huskie will tell you—nothing flacidifies a purple-headed yogurt slinger like freezing temps. Imagine the embarrassment of the car owners this morning as they—maybe with their bare hands—quickly stroked away at the shafts of the snow schlongs.
previously in stupid nyc:
1. The trans fat war turns childish.
2. Jonathan Swift Realty, Inc.
4. Knicks sign shooting guard to 4-year, $27 million contract.