The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
I am behind or in front of you on most of your hates.MayIi add since you have it on page i hate Billboards and I detest Kylie Minogue who is the most over rated insignificant dis - engaging adenoidal singer in UK.Ain't worth the space .It is as if she has become numero uno media slut since getting an ailment millions of females have had at some point in life.
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I am behind or in front of you on most of your hates.MayIi add since you have it on page i hate Billboards and I detest Kylie Minogue who is the most over rated insignificant dis - engaging adenoidal singer in UK.Ain't worth the space .It is as if she has become numero uno media slut since getting an ailment millions of females have had at some point in life.
Madonna was too busy doing Pepsi commercials with burning crosses to get a warning of the threat of that girl doing the Loco-Motion.
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