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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
posted by copyranter @ 12:30 PM
9 Comments:
Tabasco and Orange juice.
Godspeed
Irish Whiskey and whatever's on the second shelf in your medicine cabinet.
i hate copyranter when he's a fucking deadbeat pussy. he's clearly been drunk/stoned/hungover all week.
christmas in new jersey will do that to you.
Man up. We're at war!
thanks for the visuals. Feel better. Vitamin C. hey, nice template.
Awww, mucus looks like snowflakes! Cute!
Tequila, cigarettes, cunnilingus.
Rinse. Repeat.
Neti pot, humidifier, Tylenol.
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