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This is how L.A. does PSAs. Like, whatever. As long as it doesn't rain. (snapped outside a movie theater in Marina del Rey by Luke Rooney)
posted by copyranter @ 5:00 PM
8 Comments:
It's Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
I honestly didn't remember that. Small brain, too many dumb thoughts.
Not just LA - that same poster is on the side of a bus shelter near where I work in Hawthorne, NY. Mmm, bi-coastal laziness...
I used to love that bear. He shouldn't have retired. He had such an important job after all.
He lives on——on the Web:
http://www.smokeybear.com/
Fuck Smokey.
i wonder how people ignite a whole forest when i can't even light a bbq
I tried to write my name into the space on one of those ads. I got arrested. :-(
How about this: "Only (your name here) can prevent graffiti."
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