Proud as a (twitching, erect) Peacock.
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Are you so horny that your entire body—not just your balls—is turning blue? Wish it was raining (se)men? Tuttufrutti-flavored semen? Well before you do something rash (heh), you better pick up some penis raincoats (be optimistic—buy a Kama Sutra 50-pack!) Before you know it, you'll be a sexy love machine drawing Sudoku puzzles on your paramour's back while banging him/her doggie-style. So don't be like this guy. Get out there, "shake your tail feathers," and GET SOME! related: NYU virgin boys learn how to put on/takeoff condoms. (ad via MultiCultClassics)
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