D.C. area condo joins the nationwide real estate ad sluttiness.
(click ad for closer look)Full-Bodied Amenities? Anyway, senseless piece of Adam & Eve-ish advertising for a condo development just off the Capital Beltway. It joins the "surprisingly doable" Chicago high-rise, Long Island City's "Windows on the Ass" condo, and the "wide-open vag views" offered by an asinine NYC developer. (thanks to Woody Hinkle for the image, from Wednesday's Washington Post Express.)
posted by copyranter @ 10:00 AM
9 Comments:
Out of that entire ad, the thing that offends me the most is the word "Shoppingtown." It made me throw up in my mouth a little.
I like the print copy. “Unique split-level loft” that’s how I’m going to refer to my vagina from now on.
But where does the asterisk lead? What happens after six months? And what's up with this thighs?
It's not even sluttiness you can appreciate. And I like the copy from Wayne and Garth.
Is this stock photography or did they actually stage this epic shoot?
The unbelievably cliched overuse of "it made me throw up in my mouth a little" makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Several hours and not one comment about the dude's "large unit(s?)"
OMG. This is just down the street from my home. I feel so.... dirty... I think I'm going to go throw up a little in someone else's mouth.
At least the woman looks like a real person instead of an airbrushed mutant.
I think that his thighs are suffering from a Kudzu invasion.
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