Friday, March 21, 2008

D.C. area condo joins the nationwide real estate ad sluttiness.

(click ad for closer look)
Full-Bodied Amenities? Anyway, senseless piece of Adam & Eve-ish advertising for a condo development just off the Capital Beltway. It joins the "surprisingly doable" Chicago high-rise, Long Island City's "Windows on the Ass" condo, and the "wide-open vag views" offered by an asinine NYC developer. (thanks to Woody Hinkle for the image, from Wednesday's Washington Post Express.)

9 Comments:

Blogger Darren said...

Out of that entire ad, the thing that offends me the most is the word "Shoppingtown." It made me throw up in my mouth a little.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Natasha VC said...

I like the print copy. “Unique split-level loft” that’s how I’m going to refer to my vagina from now on.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Jessie said...

But where does the asterisk lead? What happens after six months? And what's up with this thighs?

12:43 PM  
Anonymous employee of the year said...

It's not even sluttiness you can appreciate. And I like the copy from Wayne and Garth.
Is this stock photography or did they actually stage this epic shoot?

12:47 PM  
Blogger Sensei said...

The unbelievably cliched overuse of "it made me throw up in my mouth a little" makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Tector Gorch said...

Several hours and not one comment about the dude's "large unit(s?)"

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. This is just down the street from my home. I feel so.... dirty... I think I'm going to go throw up a little in someone else's mouth.

10:55 AM  
Blogger missa said...

At least the woman looks like a real person instead of an airbrushed mutant.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Iagos said...

I think that his thighs are suffering from a Kudzu invasion.

12:09 PM  

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