Real Estate Porn—Chicago Style.
Yes, but will I have wide open vag views out my ass windows?
The residences at Burnham Pointe (oh, the money that extra "e" always costs you) are located in the Windy City's "prestigious South Loop" nabe in "Printers Row" (love those made-up marketing names). And unlike your clown make-up faced real estate agent, it's surprisingly doable! But only for rich men (and lesbians), apparently! P-shaw! In Manhattan, we also include doable men in our real estate ad porn.
(thanks to Garry Jaffe for the tip)