If you were made of platinum, you too could afford a Manhattan condo.

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Meet Mr. & Mrs. Platinum—the elite power couple of New York City. They both arise, powerfully, at 5 am in their powerful Hell's Kitchen "cutting-edge" condo to do their power workouts and eat their power breakfasts of energy shakes and energy bars. Next, they shower together (their shower head, of course, emits powerful streams) and make powerful love to each other. After toweling off, they each give the other's powerful platinum body a fresh coat of platinum paint. Only then, do they make their way downtown to their powerful jobs as platinum traders.
previously in powerfully stupid NYC real estate ads:
1. Hendrix rolling over in his puke.
2. Williamsburg: Radically Chic. Chicly Radical.
3. Caledonia slightly updates its ad twats.
4. CLEARLY defining your target audience.
5. She feels pretty empty.
6. Corporate real estate stooges redefine "shocking."