Wednesday, May 30, 2007

If Svedka is the #1 vodka 26 years from now, I'll drink myself to death with it.


(click ad for closer look)
Svedka continues its super subtle campaign to be sexycool.
First, they went after the Heteros. Next, Lesbians. After that, a lame grab at Gay men. Now it's closeted men, I guess. Note how they lamely false-trademarked their new lame term. And not only is this ad stupid, it's stupidly ironic. "...prefer Svedka over trendy labels?" Um, what's that big honking trendy label on SVEDKA_GRL's thigh plate? (scanned from the Styles section of Sunday's New York Times.)
previously in Svedka's shitty ads:
1. Who do I blame for your insipid ads, Svedka?
2. No, you're a bad ad trapped in a phone kiosk.
3. Six Stories of STUPID.
4. THIS SVUCKS.

5 Comments:

Anonymous miles said...

This vodka is cheap. That's the draw. The bottle design "looks like" a more expensive brand, but it's a big bottle for the price of a little bottle of the other stuff. You wouldn't order it at a bar, naturally, but shopping at the liquor store for a party, it's a no brainer.

12:48 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I don't care if it's free. That's no excuse for this abysmal advertising.

12:57 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

She does have nice breasts. But why should homometrosexuals be attracted to nice breasts? The plot thickens.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

I'd do that femme-bot

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you think grey goose is good vodka, you are a vodka snob. This is one of the best tasting vodkas on the planet, price doesn't make vodka or anything else taste better. Try it you will like it, I run a large establishment and only drink svedka because it tastes good not becuase some trendy chick or dude thinks its hip.

12:51 AM  

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