That's the ugliest cumulus cloud I've ever seen.
Untouched? How bout re-touching the cloud photograph? Or better yet, get a better photo. Which I could do right this minute with my cheap digital camera right from my office window. If I'm gonna taste a fucking cloud, it better be the best goddamn cloud I've ever seen. But why the fuck would I want to taste a cloud anyway, Fiji water? Aren't they full of dust and shit? IT BOGGLES...
(spotted on both NYC subway and NJ Transit. double tip from GG and god-warrior.)
previously in stupid bottled water ads:
1. Anthropomorphism, to the power of Retarded.
2. Perrier. Shittier.
3. 50's packin'. Nutrients.
posted by copyranter @ 11:00 AM
7 Comments:
"taste cum" eh?
I wonder if the purchase of Fiji water suports the island's military coup.
When I think clouds I think cotton balls. When I think cotton balls I think dry. Not wet. When I think water I think wet. Follow my baby steps? Get it yet, brilliant advertguys?
The brand manager should be fired and shot into a cumulus cloud. I can now never drink FIJI water without thinking that it is reprocessed cum. I will stick to Poland Spring filtered tap water. Not only does the cumulus name put a gross reference in my mind now, but the cloud photo looks like a fat Casper the Ghost reclining on his back with is knees up, touching himself, and working on making more fluids to Fiji.
Coming Soon: Fiji "hi-energy" fitness water, made from hurricanes!
It looks like it's exhaling a Pall Mall
And here I thought it was a play on 'cunnilingus".
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