Hey Snapple, what the fucking shitass hell happened to your advertising? First, I sat there shaking my head at your truly mediocre Super Bowl spot. And now, you give us this even lamer poster work? Do you really think that's a cute/clever headline? You don't see how fucking retarded it is? Here, here's a few other things that aren't good for one's immunity:
• French-kissing a Bengal Tiger.
• Copping a feel from a Gorilla.
• Sucking a Hippopotamus's Dick.
No, I don't know who the agency is, and don't give a shit.
UPDATE (via commenter): the agency responsible for this Zebra shit is "creative" shop Cliff Freeman here in New York.
(snapped in Washington Heights, NYC.)
previously in stupid beverage ads:
1. enviga. worse than confusing.
2. Perrier. Shittier.
3. 50's packin'. Nutrients.
4. The ugliest cumulus cloud I've ever seen.