Thursday, May 31, 2007

CRAPPLE.

Hey Snapple, what the fucking shitass hell happened to your advertising? First, I sat there shaking my head at your truly mediocre Super Bowl spot. And now, you give us this even lamer poster work? Do you really think that's a cute/clever headline? You don't see how fucking retarded it is? Here, here's a few other things that aren't good for one's immunity:
• French-kissing a Bengal Tiger.
• Copping a feel from a Gorilla.
• Sucking a Hippopotamus's Dick.
No, I don't know who the agency is, and don't give a shit.
UPDATE (via commenter): the agency responsible for this Zebra shit is "creative" shop Cliff Freeman here in New York.
(snapped in Washington Heights, NYC.)
previously in stupid beverage ads:
1. enviga. worse than confusing.
2. Perrier. Shittier.
3. 50's packin'. Nutrients.
4. The ugliest cumulus cloud I've ever seen.

9 Comments:

Blogger Erin Bradley said...

"what the fucking shitass"

You're taking swears to a whole new level, you 11-ton African elephant, you.

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's cliff freeman

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what isn't good for your immunity? Living in Africa. Oh the irony. We have Snapple with an african label to help our immunity and they have aids. Well done guys.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, who really reads the copy on these things anyhow? (Well okay, you.)

They can't anthropomorphize every fucking hell shitass retarded drink bottle forever.

Nice splash though.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a designer, I must also point out the odd (and offensive) emphasis on the word African. wtf.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Restless Man said...

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12:47 PM  
Blogger Harry+ said...

Copyranter, are you one of those white folks gentrifying Washington Heights? I'm one of the Dominicans who got rented out. It's happening fast.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the use of the Papyrus font on the product label. Way to challenge yourself, art directors. It's not like that font is on every PC in the United States.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff Freeman hasn't done anything good since Where's The Beef. (not that he has to.)

2:01 PM  

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