OXYDO Sunglasses crams ill-fitted sex sell down our throats.
(click ad for closer look...sheet music is for "The Magic Flute"...subtle)
Have Protected Sex? Are you fucking kidding me, Enfants Terribles (the Italian ad agency responsible for this crap)? And then, you stick a little red ribbon and copy line at the bottom of the ad as if to say 'we know this is retardedly senseless, but hey, sorry?'
Is this the most inapt use of sex in an ad I've seen? Tough call. Let's look at the other candidates I've come across in two+ years. There was: the Blow Job Lumber Store ad; the Vagina-Focused Condo Developer; the Fucking Floor Cleaning ad; and the Kama Sutra Stock Trader. Vote in the comments, if you want.