Trix Are For (severely depressed five-year-old) Kids.
(click ad to read copy)Trix—now with Lithium! Stare into the cold, dark eyes of breakfast. This is the most bizarre cereal ad you're likely to ever see.
"Even five-year-old young ladies need a bowl of fruit-color, fruit-flavor Trix to change their morning outlook from grim to gay..."
I see headless Barbies and crushed boy-hearts in her future. previously in cereal: Cerealism with Snap, Crackle, Pop; Honey Bunches of Oats confidential online survey a real cereal killer.
posted by copyranter @ 12:30 PM
8 Comments:
Ahh, the good old days when writers were afforded the opportunity to write body copy...
fruity flavors make misery YUMMY!
Ahh, the good old days when people were stupid enough to waste too much time reading half a page of verbal dysentery. (aka: Ogilvomit.)
oh man, that photo of the kid just made my night!
oh man, that ad just made my night.
it is either the trix or end up with daddy issues and a stripper name like Krystall.
Silly rabbit, Trix are for fem-bots!
Ah Trix! With raspberry red! Lemon yellow! Orange orange! Paxil pink!
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