Grapes of Rant.
This afternoon, my girlfriend and I board a flight to the Land of Milk & Honey & Silicone/Saline for a week of R & R & B (blogging!). Yes, I will continue to post once or twice daily including, maybe, a faraway pic of the 'ranter himself (here's a pic of me from last summer, for you newcomers). Stay tuned! previously in copyranter vacation pics: Amsterdam's Sheeba coffeeshop marijuana menu; Vienna street art—three rats on a dog; Vienna sex shop window display—two dildos in a fish tank; the Spiderman 3 cheeseburger; and three-story Milla Jovovich. (image via)
posted by copyranter @ 12:00 PM
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I hope you enjoy your time in the land of iPhony and skirts that could be belts. Isn't summer grand? The weather is nice and the smog isn't so smoggy right now.
i think you are the breast!
J'adore LA
LA sucks. Rent a car and head south to Diego. Have some fish tacos in Mission Beach.
Either way, we (the royal) look forward to your West Posts.
I have a indifference/hate relationship with LA. There's lots of interesting stuff to do, but getting around in LA makes my head explode. I just can't fathom how people can stand the traffic. It's just not natural.
Personally, I'd spend my week marinading myself in margaritas on Venice Beach, which is a show unto itself.
Oh, yeah, another good thing about LA: you can rent a convertible, something you can't usually do on the East Coast.
Have a fabu vacay, smoochie smoochie. Yech.
we're in Hollywood for a couple of days, then we're driving up the coast.
"Copyranter and his gf are a fabulous addition to the LA social scene.’ — Victoria Beckham
"I look forward to Copyranter and his GF coming to my town. About time we classed up the place." -Clint Eastwood
"Who the hell is Copyranter?" -Clit Eatwood, porn star San Bernadino, CA
CR - be sure to get your medicinal maryjuana card while you're in town...enjoy your stay.
If you're driving up the coast as far as San Francisco, you must visit the Tonga Room in the Fairmont Hotel. It is the ne plus ultra of cheesy Polynesian bars.
A band will float out on the swimming pool while it "rains" inside. Gladiatorial middle-aged ballroom dancers turn the cha cha into a bloodsport for your amusement. The drinks are vast and potent.
My God. I actually miss San Francisco.
Yes, yes, if you leave LA, head north. Not only is it much more beautiful than San Diego, but it's refreshingly free of San Dieagans.
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