Let's write some new taglines for "Zombie Strippers"
(click image for closer look)So Jenna Jameson (previously seen in pleather and on the bottom of skateboards), apparently done with having her ass fucked for a living, slides into her first(?) post-porn movie role as a living-dead pole dancer. IMDb has the breathtaking plot summary. We, however, can do better than "They'll Dance For A Fee. But Devour You For Free" right? Here's my five minutes. Give me your taglines in the comments.
—The Night Of Living Dead Head.
—First They Strip Their Clothes Off...
Then They Rip Your Heads Off.
—They're The Appetizer. You're The Meal.
—There Will Be Blood. And Titties.
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posted by copyranter @ 8:30 AM
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"Zombie Strippers" is the best tagline. Anyway...since I'm here already :)
Do you feel lucky tonight?
Eat, drink, and be eaten.
Customer is always right...and tasty.
Guess who's coming as dinner?
Alrighty....back to work.
Never trust a stripper who doesn't like poles.
Bloody. Gorgeous.
one more!
- Temptations of the flesh
The best parts of that IMDB entry are that it is "Written by Anonymous" and that the the plot synopsis is "This plot synopsis is empty." Unsurprising!
Also of note, that's Tito Ortiz, UFC superstar and Jameson's boyfriend in the background.
Brain-Deadier.
Brain Sucker.
(someone else try to work the slang term for testicles-brains-in better than this please)
What do you want– I'm the one who draws the pretty pictures.
The Bone Strippers
They're the show - You're the buffet
Dawn and Chasity of the Dead
Zombie Strippers: They're coming to get you.
-Giving head and taking brains.
Wow your so tender do you Marinade?
They're dead. You're fucked.
Now on the main stage ... Death.
They're hot, undead and coked up.
$20 for a drink is suddenly the least of your worries.
They're hungry and they don't want the lunch buffet.
There will be blood in the champaign room.
Zombie Strippers: it's redundant
"They're Dead. You're Fucked" winner so far.
I also liked "Dawn and Chasity of the Dead."although it should be "Chastity" and I would've preferred Tiffany.
Dude I am in engineering, I don't know how to spell.
OH and I think They're Dead. You're fucked. is the best so far. I may have laughed out loud at that one.
They put the Pain in Champaign Room
Booze, Boobies and Blood. The Last Lapdance.
Dancing With Zombies
Slashdance. She's more than a maniac.
Their dead shake brings all the boys to the yard
They can eat you but they'd have to charge
How about "Bad To The Boner"?
They'll Lick Your Brain.
Strippers, Now with More Brains!
Undead Can Dance
They'll strip you to the bone.
Undressed and undead.
Dead sexy.
They give a killer show.
They know how to give head. And take it.
The last show you'll ever see.
Tender, sweet. You're just their taste.
ok, to play on my own earlier anon post (they're coming to get you) howzabout this:
You're coming, they'll get you.
-or-
They will cream bloody murder.
A pole dance to die for.
They'll blow your mind... and suck your brains
Low self-esteem, big appetite
If "They put the Pain in Champaign Room",
it must be:
"While smoking a Havana in Urbana"
The only head you'll be getting is your own!
Invasion de los boobies zombies atómicos!
I am tired I should go home.
@ anon
I can hear that movie voice guy saying, "They will cream bloody murder".
Luscious Lapdances and Lobotomies.
Daddy used to give her a piece of his mind now she want s some of yours.
really really trying too hard.
They love a man with brains.
28 Lays Later.
Dead Sexy.
Putting themselves through med school one corpse at at time.
night of the giving head
"Daddy used to give her a piece of his mind now she wants some of yours."
That is wonderful. So twisted.
You can tip them in blood.
sorry, that's all I got.
Right field. Bleachers. (Yeah, I’m calling my shot.)
I’m digging “They love a man with brains” but I’m gonna borrow from a real life headline just like a Law and Order script for...
It’s Headless Bodies in Topless Bars.
(I think that may have even left the park, not sure.)
I have had more fun with this. Thanks CR!
They have hearts of gold... until they rip out yours.
Vagina and vivisection!
You're the meat they'll eat.
That's not a hard on. It's rigor mortis.
They'll suck your second favorite organ.
What a nice way to go.
Itr's XXX inside. And X's over your eyes.
Yes, you'll still have to worry about chlamydia.
Oh God. oh God, I'm dying.
Fun fun! Here are a few thoughts:
"The dead walk the earth...in clear heels!"
"This time, you're the eye candy."
"These ladies take it all off...your bones."
"They Like It Raw"
They're the Eyecandy, But the Braicandy Is All You!!!
More of you in her mouth than you ever dreamed of!
It will be SO worth it...
You're a better tipper than you even know...
"I'm really an actress."
Sure they're zombies, but look at those cans.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS LAPDANCE IN HELL.
COME LAP TO LAP WITH EVIL.
THEY'LL STRIP YOU OF YOUR SOUL.
RAISE THE LIVING,
RAISE THE DEAD.
THEY'LL SCARE YOU STIFF.
HELL HATH NO COVER CHARGE.
EVIL EXPOSED.
Why not class up this flick with something that brings to mind a well-respected Art House film?
"Eat Drink Man Woman (child dog cat hamster whatever)"
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