copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Happy 40th, Dov Charney.
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: MTV'S staying-alive.org
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: UNICEF anti-landmine awar...
- Today in, "Shut-up Kenneth Cole."
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: now these are bad ads.
- Israeli bookstore chain shoves your unhealthy digi...
- Ladies—what do think of these Men's Health Magazin...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: rejected PETA Super Bowl ...
- Branding.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: The Sploogenheim Museum?


1 Comments:
I like your blog. I am amazed to find that I agree with everything on your hate list, except for the drinking straws. I like those.
I am also a copywriter. It happened by accident and now I sit in a beige cube.
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