Happy 40th, Dov Charney.

As you can see (click image), tomorrow is the 40th birthday of American Apparel's pants-optional CEO. What're you up to today, Lovy Dovy? Getting your dick licked through cotton? Restocking your dildo humidor? Perhaps, reading over those pesky emails the SEC is investigating? Whatever you do, understand this: this is your last day as a dirty perv. When the clock strikes midnight, you officially become a dirty old perv.
Welcome to the demographic.