...because the beheading of a five-year-old is usually a predictable happenstance.

You've probably at least heard about this gruesome story, which sports a saner headline once you click through. The "out of the blue" quote is actually about the whole incident, not just the beheading. Thanks cnn headline writers, for fucking up my head on this April Fool's Day. update: they've changed the line. previously in bad headlines: General Betray Us. AdAge makes fun of the disabled. ConEd's mid-blackout A/C ad.