Link Haze, 4/03/09.

• New Blood Cheetos.
• Brad J. Lamb, realtor.
• Photoshop DisASSter.
• US Air Force blog assessment chart.
• That pigeon following you may be an ad (April Fool's).
• In NYC, there's a FookHing Chinese restaurant on every corner.
• Ronald McDonald gets his throat slit. Previously, he was lynched.
• Tomorrow is here, Karl.