Link Haze, 6/12/09.

• Shrimp-flavored crack.
• Brooklyn retail ad writing Hall of Fame.
• This week's great moment in real estate ads.
• Weed beneficial for treating heroin addiction.
• Tour a 300-acre derelict London insane asylum.
• New York freelancers will take on your toxic briefs.
• Hmm. How to get whitey to shop for booze in da 'hood. Racism!