Biz mag's solution to recession: eye checkups.
(click ads) The Baltimore Business Journal offers their keen 20/20 insight into your financial woes—"stay focused." Thanks! See, the money's out there, you're just not seeing it clearly. So, first go get your prescription changed, then get your subscription to the BBJ. I think I'll pass and instead just go buy myself a pair of rose-colored glasses, get drunk, and then take a fun ride on either the Economist mechanical bull or the German executive rodeo chair (campaign by Planit [get it?], via).