copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- "Female Orgasm Enhancer" Again A Bit Oversold.
- Joe Jackson the star of a new Brazilian child abus...
- Link Haze, 7/17/09.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Durex condoms.
- Anti-domestic violence advertising goes low-tech.
- You just walked on the F*UCKING moon? Here's some ...
- KIA's ad agency creates beach promo seen by 10s of...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: B'eauPal bottled water.
- Matchbox Molds Little Soulless Killers.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Mebucaine.


1 Comments:
"The Most Interesting Man in the World" knocked up the Wild Turkey/"Damn right your dad drank it" ads. This campaign is their retarded offspring.
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