Link Haze, 7/31/09.

• Greenpeace 1, hp 0.
• Build more luxury condoms.
• 40 years of Stag film posters.
• American Apparel now slutting up dogs.
• Kid Rock introduces American Badass™ beer.
• Like the Svedka fembot? Now you can become one.
• Chinese boy drinks petrol for five years to become a Transformer.
• PETA somehow convinced Iowa not to build Michael Jackson butter statue.