Fresher baby meat through chemistry.

(click ads) Just in case you were wondering whether the first dead-baby Cellophane® ad (left) represented merely momentary monumental madness by DuPont, no, the ad was apparently part of a long-running strategic baby-killing campaign. A couple of the tots in the second ad there (right) actually look like they're in desperate need of oxygen (image via). Related: DuPont is also slowing suffocating my Father.