Keyboard for Blondes.
(click image to read keys) You apparently can purchase one of these bubblegum monsters (approved by the "American Blonde Association of America") for $49.95. Buttons include: "Eraser" (delete), "Smart Blonde Button" (shift), and lots and lots of "Useless Keys." Ha? (Keyboard For Blondes, via) Previously in making fun of blondes: Israeli bookstore mocks blondes' reading aptitude. Skinny Blonde™ beer turns YouTube into BoobTube.