Monday, March 01, 2010

Air New Zealand employs spiffy utensil graphic to dissuade sexual activity.

(click ad, via) Mile High Clubbers will consider this a direct challenge. The airline's skycouch™ or "cuddle class" features three-seat rows that can be converted into a couch. For sleeping. Or spooning. How bout fingering? Or reach-arounds? Or at least dry humping? Kiwi prudes.
Previous sexual airline ads:
Delta makes "Brazilian" joke.
Virgin: trouser snakes on a plane.
American had the best MILF stewardesses.
Korean air attendant services you from her knees.
Philippine airlines presents your Mile High Club menu.

4 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

But knives are A-OK?g

12:02 PM  
Anonymous X marks the spot said...

What!, they couldn't go all the way and pay John Pasche for the use of his 'Tongue and Lip Design' logo used as a principal design element on a number of LP/CD/DVD covers for The Rolling Stones.

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2008/09/stones-logo-forblog2.jpg

12:40 PM  
Blogger Chotto Coquette said...

The real question now is are sporks allowed?

4:45 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Chotto: you're absolutely right.

4:47 PM  

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