(nsfw) The girlie promo calendar maybe becoming too pervasive.

(click images, via) Pirelli—the original—of course, does it. (scumlord Terry Richardson shot this year's [very NSFW]) Budget airline Ryanair does it. Even an Italian coffin builder does it. Can you guess who this Russian 2010 calendar is for? The Moscow Symphony Orchestra would be a logical answer, but an incorrect one. No, these soaked "horny" (*snicker*) women were photographed for Gross, a Russian plumbing supplies company. I guess they thought naked ladies holding pieces of pipe would've been over-the-top phallic. This is artsier.