the story of a Chinese gorilla who knows karate

(click ad, via) Distribution found. From the plot summary: "Having mastered his fighting skills, King Kung Fu is sent to America to demonstrate the power of Chinese martial arts to the West. As he is travelling through Kansas, a pair of bumbling reports (sic) see KKF and decide he can be their ticket to fame and wealth. Of course, the gorilla gets away from them, and soon everyone is chasing the Shaolin simian."
Fuck Kung Fu Panda, this was brilliance.
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