London's Calling, Crunch. To the imitation zone.
(click ad, scanned from Time Out NY) For you young punks, Crunch gyms and their stupid bunny mascot have reimagined this Clash album cover to promote their 21st birthday. Which would make a little bit of sense if London Calling had come out in 1989, not 1979. Just absolutely fucking pathetic. Mick Jones, get your lawyer on their asses. Previous: Crunch ads. Related: terrible Equinox ads. Related: David Barton invites you to ride this ass. Related: Gold's gym uses twitter/facebook references to mock fatties.