In China, if you don't do the Dew, you'll contract an accelerated aging disease.
(click ads, via) The Soda Fountain of Youth. Headline translations: (L) 19-year-old Rita didn't do the Dew; (R) 18-year-old Tim didn't do the Dew. I'm digging sk8tr geezer Tim's Dirt Bag t-shirt. Wrinkly raving Rita's got some bitchin' earrings. China's FDA must have gotten paid off by PepsiCo. Campaign by BBDO Shanghai.
Previously in China Ad Watch.