Friday, August 27, 2010

Also, make him get a goddamn man's haircut.

(click ad, from a 1974 Woman's Day, via) Jesus, sweetheart. That pussy's hair is purtier than yours. Throw out his Vidal Sassoon conditioner, send him to the local cheap barber to get a flat-top, and make him change the oil in your VW Thing. When he's done, punch him in the face as hard as you can. While he's in the bathroom staunching the blood, liberally apply some Emaraude. The fuck of your life will commence shortly. Previously in: Sexy 70s Sexism.

4 Comments:

Blogger Clark Street said...

Isn't that Richard Chamberlain?
And isn't Chamberlain gay?
I really doubt any woman is going to make him more of a man!

10:42 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Google searches say no. Though he did sport a similar look in the 70s:

http://www.spotlight.com/hallfame/gallery.asp?page=M1973&name=Actors%3A+1973+-+1977+

7:52 AM  
Anonymous ali said...

omg, he looks like my M.Sc. thesis supervisor... only... good-looking. THAT was not an image I needed in my head!

Oh, and for the record, unlike my thesis supervisor's approach, that wavy, long-look plus moustache should have STAYED in the 70's.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

It's Frank Converse.

1:21 PM  

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