Local Househusband In Critical Condition After Vicious Robot Mower Attack.

(click ad, via) Mow-bots, always a bad idea. Caption copy: "One day, by simply speaking into a microphone, you may be able to control an electrical “gardener” to mow the grass, cultivate the flower beds, trim the hedges and do other yard work. And all the while you’ll be relaxing in the shade." Until that one day, when your blood-curdling screams to "STOP!" will be in vain. Previously in retro sci-fi ads: Arthur Radebaugh's cool 1950s illustrations.