Once a month, put a starship up your vagina.
(click ad, via) "Warp speed absorption." A menstrual pad ad targeting Trekkies. Hmm. "There's too much flow, captain, she won't hold much longer!" We may have a new dumbest feminine hygiene ad ever.
Other "care down there" ads:
• Twat the Hell?
• SFW or NSFW?
• Waxing pathetic.
• V is for Vagina Victory.
• Tampon DrainVertising.
• the Aussie Kotex Beaver.
• Mooncup for your Netherlands.
• In France, Tampax acknowledges that blood does indeed come out of a vagina.