Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Once a month, put a starship up your vagina.

(click ad, via) "Warp speed absorption." A menstrual pad ad targeting Trekkies. Hmm. "There's too much flow, captain, she won't hold much longer!" We may have a new dumbest feminine hygiene ad ever.
Other "care down there" ads:
Twat the Hell?
Waxing pathetic.
V is for Vagina Victory.
Tampon DrainVertising.
the Aussie Kotex Beaver.
Mooncup for your Netherlands.
In France, Tampax acknowledges that blood does indeed come out of a vagina.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe you could say "put a starship in your pants" bc most women do not actually insert pads "up" their vaginas (or anywhere else).

2:22 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I could and obviously should say that, but I am not going to, because I don't care enough.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Darius cel Tulbure said...

Warp speed here means "faster than blood" speed, right?

2:22 AM  

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