Juice ads feature bulllshittiest heath claims ever.

(click ads, via) Sweeet skirting of those pesky health regulations, Zephyr New Zealand (the responsible ad agency). The pompous POM prevaricators should be taking notes. Related: POM sees dead people.
Previous insane juice ads: cowboy riding a giant pheasant • Rubberduckzilla • And man-tree jerking off to two scantily-clad lesbians (nsfw-ish).