Monday, November 22, 2010

(nsfw?) Es ist der PussyLolly—with or without tampon string.


(click images) "Lick the most elegant way!" It's the plum-flavored (not cherry?) lickable lady flower "handcrafted" in Germany. The translated copy: "The pussy lolly is an extraordinary and quite grown-up idea with which not only is preparing himself or others happy, but with the one(s) and always remains in training!" It's a treat! It's a training device!
Snatch one for € 5.90, plus s+h. The "menstruation" version (center, tampon string) is €7.50, while the "intimate piercing" lolly (right) is €15.00. Go down on one in a bar ,at the supermarket, or in your conference room, and instantly make all the ladies' groins tingle! Previously in: VAGINA. Related: the condom lollipop.

8 Comments:

Blogger Colin Stuart said...

Gross.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Andrea said...

Foly huck.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Ivan Raszl said...

The menstruating one is gross indeed.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Bethy-Doll said...

Ach mein Gott!
I saw the site about a week ago, happily blipped past the tampon one. Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to eat plums or lollipops anytime soon, and I have more proof that I am straight.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

It's a treat!
It's a training device!

To get their 'red wings', the menstruation with tampon string version is selling like hot cakes and mostly to Hell's Angels, infamous for their initiation rite of performing cunnilingus on menstruating women.

CHACUN A SON GOUT!

3:27 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

As always, thank you, 1-t-m.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Axel M. Gruner said...

It's plum-flavored because "plum" is German Slang for vagina. Hahaha.

5:31 AM  
Blogger Tyree Callahan said...

Looking forward to Halloween now!

6:09 PM  

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