Monday, February 21, 2011

(nsfw) The Latest from American Apparel's Crack Ad Team.

(click ad) : Ass Crack (nsfw)—the go-to creative linchpin of the pants-optional CEO. Ah—but is it girl crack or boy crack? The gloves are "unisex." The flatness of the butt seems to maybe possibly point to boy ass. Butt! The smooth hairlessness of the skin (especially on the arms) points to girl ass. I refuse to guess, though. You guess in the comments, if you want. The Fingerless design is perfect for lovers inserting digits into buttholes while writhing in drafty Brooklyn lofts. Update: It's girl crack, of course.

8 Comments:

Anonymous matt said...

Girl crack

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty positive it's a girl crack.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hip to waist ratio says girl.

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

obvious girl, silly

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Brett said...

Girl fingers

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knowing AA, it's a trans crack.

9:30 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Fair point.

9:58 AM  
Blogger j.fro said...

Shape and hair amount points to girl, but the subtle hint of a lack of hygiene (i.e. wiping) suggests guy.

2:38 PM  

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