(nsfw) The Latest from American Apparel's Crack Ad Team.

(click ad) : Ass Crack (nsfw)—the go-to creative linchpin of the pants-optional CEO. Ah—but is it girl crack or boy crack? The gloves are "unisex." The flatness of the butt seems to maybe possibly point to boy ass. Butt! The smooth hairlessness of the skin (especially on the arms) points to girl ass. I refuse to guess, though. You guess in the comments, if you want. The Fingerless design is perfect for lovers inserting digits into buttholes while writhing in drafty Brooklyn lofts. Update: It's girl crack, of course.