Finally, a Yogurt for Hardass Men.
(via) It is a fear that grips men the world over by the nut sack: being perceived as a pussy. This fear, fed mostly by beer ads, seems especially vivid in Australia and New Zealand. Recent evidence: These Kiwi beer commercials (one, two) that stuck brand flags in the asses of rugged men, and these Aussie beer campaigns (one, two) that mercilessly mocked wimpy Metrosexuals.
Now, the Mammoth (like my penis) Supply Company would like to let Kiwi males know that there exists a thick yogurt they can eat without detaching their dicks. This is not Julian Assange's yogurt. The script reads like an informal marketing study. Look for the popcorn cock grab. Ad agency: Shine Unlimited, Auckland.
posted by copyranter @ 1:30 PM
7 Comments:
"Real Man Food, Man". That's nothing like "Smell like a man, man".
That Yogurt looks more like Hormel Chili than Yogurt.
Which is apparently what men what to be shoving in their mouth...
It must be terrifying to be a heterosexual male, with the constant need to reaffirm and defend your sexual identity at every encounter, be it bathing, watching a movie, or in the dairy aisle of your grocery.
And as a rule, if you want your ad to SOUND like a man, use Sam Elliot. He must be making a mint, whatwith Ram, the Superbowl and now this...
I don't think that's Sam, just a sound-a-like——a popular V/O thing.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/manly-yogurt-yes-there-is-such-a-thing/article1799545/
It's Sam. Just sezzin'.
C
It must be terrifying to be a heterosexual male, with the constant need to reaffirm and defend your sexual identity at every encounter, be it bathing, watching a movie, or in the dairy aisle of your grocery.>>
yes. this.
tastes like man sweat, so is actually quite an honest peice of advertising.
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