Metrosexuals—AGAIN—rescued by beer.

(via) Another beer, New Zealand's Ranfurly, sticks its brand flag in the ass of "Real Men." In the year 2015 in the Ranfurly Man Park, the last real men are free to live as they wish—barbecuing, drumming (woo!), etc. God, this strategic positioning is getting tiresome. In Australia, Victoria Bitter and Baron's have both recently come to the rescue of ball-less Aussie wusses. Here in the States, Miller Lite is screaming "MAN UP" at femmie males. I'm so confused. I think I'll just start drinking Axe.