Australian Metrosexuals Again Rescued By Beer.

Oz must have a big girlie-man problem. Last year, Barons beer launched a "Save The Males" campaign with four print ads featuring ball-less wusses. Now Australia's most popular brew, VB (Victoria Bitter), is gunning for the hand creamiing, body sculpting, fruity drinking, dry tanning emo-bitches (soundtrack: Neil Diamond—Hello Again). Sack-up, didgeridoouchbags! Beers across the world have been using derivations of this so-tired strategy for decades. Miller Lite here in the States is currently yelling 'MAN UP!" at French cologne dabbing pussies. Meanwhile, Svedka vodka is openly courting HomoMetrosexuals™. I'll stick to bourbon.