Sperm Retrieval Machine via China.

(via) Last week, we saw the world's first Sperm Bank ATM. Now, via what looks like a trade show or product demo room, it's a sperm collector of some sorts. Hopefully it's only set on "slow." It could stand to be a little sexier looking. I want to know what information shows up on the screen (maybe porno clips?). Look for it in the Sharper Image catalog next Fall. Or buy one now for $2,800.