Best or Worst Light Beer Commercial Ever Made?
From last year, the runner-up in the Big Rock Brewery (of Calgary) "Eddies" amateur commercial contest. Sorry, but it blows (heh) away the winner. Bud and Miller dream of being this tasteless (which would match their beers). Thanks to Marc for the tip. Related: the most horribly sexist beer commercial ever made.
posted by copyranter @ 3:20 PM
7 Comments:
The winner sucks balls.
He has both ears doubly pierced so we'll never know the TRUTH behind his DARE.
In American culture, a man wearing an earring used to signify that he was gay. It was later thought that if a man wore an earring on his left ear he was gay, while if the earring was on his right ear, he was straight. This rule of thumb was jumbled and others thought just the opposite.
If this is the best light beer commercial ever made, I will suck Copyranter's schlong.
Gnihie!
I'm the actor in this commercial. Let me tell you that the brilliance of the director goes beyond the implied content of this piece of work.
"Put these earrings in your ears, and then it will confuse the masses," he told me. I was reluctant, for I felt there was NO WAY something like earrings on a man would confuse people in the 21st century.
"Trust me," he said, "Every comment section of every blog that posts this commercial will have someone who mentions the earrings."
I didn't believe him, and yet...SUCCESS!
My hands are currently in mid slow-clap for Mr. Morgenstern, my director friend and mentor. Well done, sir. Well...done.
:)
Someone always comments on my earrings.
Why no mention of my raw masculinity or piercing hazel eyes?
Why not mention of my adorable pouty lips? My flaxen hair? My charmingly pale Canadian-weathered skin?
Sigh.
@ raw masculinity, piercing hazel eyes, adorable pouty lips, flaxen hair, charmingly pale Canadian-weathered skin.
NOT TO MENTION Ward Anderson is the largest cinema chain in Ireland. It operates cinemas throughout the Republic Of Ireland and Northern Ireland. The group is owned by its two founders, Leo Ward, and Kevin Anderson, and its different brands are managed by various members of their families.
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